I have noted a few things though, petty, not-deep-and-thoughtful things.
1. Certain receipts are outrageously larger than they should be.
Things I miss about Mozambique:
-full-service gas pumps (Think how much better it would be in below freezing weather if you didn't even have to get out of your car once, not even to pay.)
- vegetable markets
Things I like about life here
- smooth roads, even when they're not paved
- boxelder bugs rather than cockroaches
- cruise control
I get nervous when:
- I use a credit card machine (the ones you have to slide the card yourself) to pay at a store
- I write the date. I always have to think about whether the day or month comes first. I'd become accustomed to day first and that made sense in my head because then if you write the name of the month, no numbers are next to each other and you don't have to use a comma. Now, I forget. It's worst with my birthday.
I get nervous about these things because they seem like things that people my age should be able to do as easily as brushing their teeth. I mean, no one has to think about which end of the tooth brush to put the paste on. It should be that easy, and it's not. I mess up every time and the person watching me raises one nostril in disgust at my stupidity.
4 comments:
do you mess up because you never brushed your teeth here on the dark stone-age african continent? because i'm pretty sure you had a toothbrush. remember, there was rat poop next to it!
(i think there may be other reasons for your current toothbrush confusion. deeper reasons. developmental reasons... just an idea.)
bffers, i'm glad you're back on the blogosphere!!!!!!!!!!!! life has regained meaning for me.
Don't be so hard on yourself. Lots of people can't write the date right and who is turning up their nostrils at you????
I guess there was a misplaced modifier...I didn't mean I have problems with brushing my teeth, bffificus. sigh. i'm forever misunderstood.......
It's the cashiers mostly that give me that disgusted, are-you-still-eleven look. It's happened two days in a row now at SuperValu... You have to push the credit button first on that one and then I slid my card backwards.
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